I was just called The Scanner Queen because I got network scanning set up for someone who had been wanting it for months and no one had been able to help her.
It took me like 10 minutes.
I don't WANT to be The Scanner Queen. I don't like messing with printers and scanners at all.
I think there's a lesson to be learned here: If you're good at something you don't like doing, don't let on you know anything about it.