Emu oil, anyone?

Warning: this is really random.

I think I just came across one of the tackiest sites ever, DontDropDead.com which sells... defibrillators. Their slogan is, "DontDropDead.com: People are dying to get in here... [picture of graveyard] Don't be one of them." Along with defibrillators for the home and office, you can also buy emu oil or fleece blankets with the description "While you can certainly use these blankets to cover the SCA victim, they also have myriad other, less morbid, uses." Tackiest. Site. Ever.